Friday, November 11, 2005

Burping in British

I just realized what an Englishman's mouth might taste like.

No, NOT LIKE THAT!

It's occured to me that I have funky morning burps as a result of starting each day with Weetabix and drinking so much milky tea. They may as well plant a Union Jack on my ass and make me part of the Commonwealth. My digestive tract is being colonized by the English.

2 comments:

  1. it's probably all the MILK, my friend ;)

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  2. ... my lactose intolerant friend

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