After I spend a bajillion dollars on oysters and champagne last night, and hook us up with First Class on the train to Heathrow, she doesn't wanna spend £379 ea. to upgrade us to Premium Economy on our Virgin Atlantic flight home.

Pfft. I thought what goes around would come around. Hmph. Never mind that you could probably get a round trip fare for almost that much. I just want some reciprocation here...
But she did agree when the nice lady offered us to upgrade to a nice, roomy exit row (6' of legroom!). So maybe we're not quite on the rocks yet.
no no no man! Dump her!
ReplyDeleteRelationships are for yuppie scum!
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Thoroughly enjoyed your updates bro. Good on ya.