You see this?
Never mind the horrendous photo booth picture. Never mind that my left eye looks bigger than my right.
You know what this is? It's my ticket for cheap metro rides for a full week.
Sure, I don't need a whole week. Sure, this is supposed to be only for residents.
But thanks to my travel savvy and ability to speak the local lingo, we now look like we live here. At least, as far as any Metro ticket inspector is concerned.