Reason #4,972 I Left the United States

The LA Times just reported on a club in Southern California that held a spring break contest to give away a set of fake boobs. And it was a success. See the video here. And this is in the sanest of the 50 states.

In the meantime, I'm so grateful that I've got myself a woman who's smart, beautiful, and has too much self esteem for the aforementioned bullshit.

Too bad I have to kick her to the curb tonight. The wife is arriving in Paris tomorrow morning.

Note: It actually does take a woman with some good self esteem to not kick your ass for a statement like that... Love you, baby!