Showing posts with label air raid. Show all posts
Showing posts with label air raid. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Air Raid, Bitches!!!


I just heard the unmistakable klaxon, the distinctive wail, the banshee's scream of an air raid siren.

My co-worker noticed me looking out the window, a bit puzzled.

"Do you know what that is?"

"Umm, I'm guessing Ze Germans are bombing us?" I quipped.

"Haha! It's from the war..." he explained.

"Yeah, I figured as much. But..."

"But now they use it to alert firefighters, etc., if there's a big disaster."

"So is Paris on fire?" My mind raced to remember whether or not I'd turned off the stove after making coffee this morning.

"No, they test it the first Wednesday of every month at noon."

How anticlimactic. But comforting to know that San Franciscans and Parisians, we ain't so different after all. Besides our love for dogs, not bearing children, and avoiding the suburbs, we share the Noon Siren. Only in Frisco, we do it every Tuesday.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

Air Raid, You Little Freshman Bitches!

The sun is high in the sky as noon approaches. It's a beautiful day but there's something ominous in the air. It's too peaceful out, and it's making me a bit uneasy. But I shrug it off and go back to my book, sitting on the tatami, and occasionally looking out the window at the quaint tiled rooftops of this little fishing village.

Then it happens. At noon exactly, the shrieking whine of air raid sirens pierces the air.

I'm overcome by a palpable sense of duty.

As a squadron of Allied bombers is sure to be approaching, my time has come to suit up, don the rising sun headband, and do a shot of sake with my compatriots. And then I must climb into my Mitsubishi Zero, which only has enough fuel for a one-way trip. A trip into the hull of the USS Kenosha, or whatever flyover cowtown American carriers are named after. For the glory of the Emperor, the Empire, and of all the people of Nippon - every honorable man, gentle woman, and bright-eyed child - I shall sacrifice myself.

Or maybe it's just lunchtime.

Every day at noon, old air raid sirens from the war era are used to signal that it's time to eat. It happens again at night, too, as a signal that it's dinner time - for the kids to stop playing and for the men to come home from the bars.

This also means that twice a day, everyone old enough to have lived through WWII gets PTSD symptoms, with each gusty blow of the whirring siren bringing back memories of having the living fuck bombed out of them.

What sort of city scares the living crap out of its own elderly people? For a society that respects its elders almost to the point of worship, it's puzzling. And really damn amusing at the same time.

You know, this wouldn't be happening if my great grand-dad were still mayor.